i’m terribly sorry sir, but for the last time, no, you can not pay us in stickers. i don’t care how many stickers you have. this is a high end restaurant. holy shit that is a lot of stickers. okay just give me those and you are free to go don’t tell anyone about this
do you ever listen to your favourite band and think
"I love this band a lot"
my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns